Friday 9 January 2009

Women will stare at your member like at the museum

Subject: Re: Women will stare at your member like at the museum
To: Fernando Heath

Hey Fernando,

You mean they'll be wearing audioguide headphones while getting jostled by groups of squawking school children? I'd rather they didn't, to be honest, that's not the kind of relationship I want to have with anyone.

Yours in nervous anticipation,
Simon

2 comments:

  1. This blog is brilliant! I thought I was the only one that replied to those...

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  2. Ah Dr Proffitt, how I've missed your sense of humour... hope all is well with you.

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