Relax, the blue pill will do everything for you

Subject: Re: Relax, the blue pill will do everything for you
To: Floyd Griffin

Floyd,

Great news, I had no idea. Off the top of my head, here's some stuff that needs taking care of:
1. Rising damp in utility room
2. Couple of small scratches to paintwork of passenger side door of the Toyota
3. New logo for an arts-based non-profit
4. We're getting quite low on milk
5. Rob's birthday's coming up, and I haven't got him anything

#3 is pretty urgent - they want to see a first draft by Friday. Other things can wait a while.

Does it automatically know these things? Or do I have to tell it? Let me know.
Cheers,
Simon

February 84% Off

Subject: February 84% Off
To: V1Agr4

There are only going to be 4.64 days in February this year? Are you kidding me? It's already the 19th. That doesn't make any sense at all. I think you have some serious explaining to do.

Simon