Showing posts with label boasts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label boasts. Show all posts

Tuesday, 10 November 2009

All stars use Acai Berry to have a hot body

Subject: Re: All stars use Acai Berry to have a hot body
To: Jesus Chan

Hello Jesus,

Are you sure? Can you confirm this? I was under the impression that most of them used thermonuclear fusion as a source of heat, with main sequence stars converting hydrogen into helium, post-main sequence ones generally fusing helium into heavier elements like beryllium, carbon and oxygen. If what you're saying is true, then I think it's time to buy shares in Holland & Barrett.

best wishes,
Simon

Thursday, 27 August 2009

Relax, the blue pill will do everything for you

Subject: Re: Relax, the blue pill will do everything for you
To: Floyd Griffin

Floyd,

Great news, I had no idea. Off the top of my head, here's some stuff that needs taking care of:
1. Rising damp in utility room
2. Couple of small scratches to paintwork of passenger side door of the Toyota
3. New logo for an arts-based non-profit
4. We're getting quite low on milk
5. Rob's birthday's coming up, and I haven't got him anything

#3 is pretty urgent - they want to see a first draft by Friday. Other things can wait a while.

Does it automatically know these things? Or do I have to tell it? Let me know.
Cheers,
Simon