Sunday, 5 September 2010

A big penis always matches any woman's hole

To: Inez Burgos
Subject: Re: A big penis always matches any woman's hole

Inez,

I think you're wrong. Off the top of my head I can think of a few women's holes that a big penis would not match. Here are some:
1. A very small hole
2. An enormous hole
3. A key hole
4. A Schwarzschild non-rotating black hole

Admittedly the last one on the list wouldn't normally belong to a woman, but given some of the stuff I've been seeing for sale on eBay recently, ownership isn't completely out of the question. Still, even discounting this, I count three. And that's just off the top of my head. So, yeah, I think you're wrong.

yours,
Simon

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