Subject: Re: I Wanted To Make A Conquest
To: Jami Mccracken
You should try Belgium. If you're quick, you can take advantage of the current political crisis there - they still have an interim government in power until the 23rd March. Plus it's really easy to get to. You could get a ferry across from Hull and then a bus or train to Brussels, or better still the Eurostar takes you straight there without worrying about connections.
If you were thinking of somewhere less populated, though, I'd recommend Vanuatu.
Best of luck, and let me know how it goes,