She wants a better sex? All you need's here!

To: Reginald
Subject: Re: She wants a better sex? All you need's here!

Dear Reginald,

She, as I’m sure you are aware by your correct use of the appropriate pronoun, is currently female. I’m not sure what methods you are using to judge which sex is better than which - and in this day and age I’d have hoped that you wouldn’t think in terms of either of them being ‘better’ - different, sure, but not ‘better’ - but I’ve just spoken to her and she’s pretty happy as she is, it seems. And let me assure you that if she did harbour thoughts of a sex change, she’s unlikely to want to me to perform the operation, and certainly not with tools purchased via email.

Yours,
Simon