As Soon As You Get This, You Will Forget All Your Worries

Subject: Re: As Soon As You Get This, You Will Forget All Your Worries
To: Godwin Anant

Dear Mr Anant,

My instinct tells me it's a lobotomy, but it could also realistically be Alzheimer's. I hope you can appreciate that I'd need to know for sure before making a commitment.

Best regards,
Simon

February 84% Off

Subject: February 84% Off
To: V1Agr4

There are only going to be 4.64 days in February this year? Are you kidding me? It's already the 19th. That doesn't make any sense at all. I think you have some serious explaining to do.

Simon